"The Boobs Are Real, The Smile Is Fake" Funny Graphic T-Shirt

This lightweight, garment-dyed tee brings playful, slightly spooky charm to everyday wear. The soft, broken-white fabric feels lived-in from the first wear thanks to the garment-dye process and heavyweight cotton body. Bold retro lettering reads “the books are real the smile is fake,” surrounded by tiny stars, flowers, and a dripping smiley — a wink for readers and introverts who prefer pages to small talk. Wear it while curled up with a mystery on a rainy afternoon, wandering to a local bookstore, or layered under a cardigan for evening plans that lean low-key. The relaxed cut and durable double-needle seams mean it will stay comfortable and keep its shape through many washes and cozy reads.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for a broken-in color and soft texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; comes in 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean