"Unless I’m Sitting On" Funny Graphic T-Shirt

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings a playful, bold attitude to everyday wear. The front features a cheeky smiley-and-checker graphic with the sassy message “Unless I’m sitting on your face my weight is none of your business,” printed in a worn, vintage-black ink that contrasts nicely with the soft, washed color of the shirt. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut give it a lived-in, comfortable feel—reach-for-it-on-repeat durability with softened edges from the post-construction dye. Wear it to grab laughs, start conversations, or just lean into boundary-setting humor while you run errands, hang out with friends, or lounge at home.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular, no-side-seam construction and double-needle stitched hems
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; comes in many color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean