“My Ex Hates My Guts Because" Funny Graphic T-Shirt

This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee wears like a lived-in favorite from day one. The bold, retro-style lettering — “MY EX HATES MY GUTS BECAUSE HE COULDN’T REACH THEM” — reads like a wink and a middle finger all at once, perfect for someone who likes sharp humor and vintage vibes. The soft, tubular knit and post-dye finish give the shirt a muted, broken-in color and pillowy hand that settles into your rotation. Throw it on for coffee runs, weekend hangouts, or a low-key show; it pairs easily with worn denim, high-waist shorts, or layered under an open flannel. Sizing runs relaxed with options up to 4XL, so it drapes casually whether you want an oversized feel or a roomy standard fit. This tee feels personal — equal parts comfort, attitude, and easy wear — for people who prefer their statements loud and their fabric soft.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and soft texture.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for lasting shape.
- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit available S–4XL with sewn-in label.
- Available in many muted shades — versatile styling and easy layering.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean