Graphic T-Shirt — “My Ex Hates My Guts Because He Couldn’t Reach Them” Vintage-Style Humor Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee wears like a lived-in favorite from day one. The bold, retro-style lettering — “MY EX HATES MY GUTS BECAUSE HE COULDN’T REACH THEM” — reads like a wink and a middle finger all at once, perfect for someone who likes sharp humor and vintage vibes. The soft, tubular knit and post-dye finish give the shirt a muted, broken-in color and pillowy hand that settles into your rotation. Throw it on for coffee runs, weekend hangouts, or a low-key show; it pairs easily with worn denim, high-waist shorts, or layered under an open flannel. Sizing runs relaxed with options up to 4XL, so it drapes casually whether you want an oversized feel or a roomy standard fit. This tee feels personal — equal parts comfort, attitude, and easy wear — for people who prefer their statements loud and their fabric soft.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²).
- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and soft texture.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for lasting shape.
- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit available S–4XL with sewn-in label.
- Available in many muted shades — versatile styling and easy layering.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean