I Don't Chase Drama Tee — Funny Mom Dad Parenting T-Shirt ("I Don't Chase Drama Unless It's Chasing My Kids")

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A lived-in, garment-dyed tee made to move with you through busy mornings and backyard chaos. The heavyweight cotton feels substantial but broken-in soft thanks to post-construction dyeing, so it drapes comfortably over a relaxed frame. Front and back graphics add personality — a small chest mark up front and a bold, playful message across the back that reads like a wink to parents balancing patience and pandemonium. This shirt settles into your rotation and becomes one of those pieces you reach for when life gets full: school runs, weekend errands, or coffee breaks stolen between carpools.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft hand and lived-in color
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners); pre-shrunk with sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean