{"product_id":"weekender-tote-bag-feral-mother-adulting-would-not-recommend-send-coffee-printed-weekend-tote","title":"Weekender Tote Bag — \"Feral Mother\" \u0026 \"Adulting: Would Not Recommend, Send Coffee\" Printed Weekend Tote","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e24\" × 13\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            24.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            13.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Depth, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.01 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Strap length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            27.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Light, bold, and a little rebellious — this roomy Weekender Tote carries everything from snacks and snacks-for-later to the chaos of everyday parenting. Bright all-over printing keeps the cheeky slogans crisp: one side flashes a playful “FERAL MOTHER” in punchy pink and black, the other side confesses “Adulting — Would not recommend. SEND COFFEE.” The wide T-bottom gives structure so groceries or gear sit flat, and sturdy black woven handles make shoulder wear comfortable while you hustle between school runs, coffee stops, and tiny triumphs. Because days are loud, this tote says what you’re thinking with attitude and takes the weight so you don’t have to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% spun polyester exterior that keeps shape and resists wrinkles\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid all-over print with bright, crisp colors\u003cbr\u003e- Spacious one-size design (24\" x 13\") with T-bottom for stability\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable black cotton-webbing handles and black interior lining (50% cotton\/50% polyester)\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; size tolerance ±0.75\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\/Air dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" × 13\"","offer_id":53670317588794,"sku":"58400766746226675857","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/4882\/2842\/files\/16395215337623241916_2048.jpg?v=1782919194","url":"https:\/\/wild-daydreamers.com\/products\/weekender-tote-bag-feral-mother-adulting-would-not-recommend-send-coffee-printed-weekend-tote","provider":"Wild Daydreamers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}