{"product_id":"tote-bag-bit-of-a-mess-but-i-m-doin-my-best-probably-late-for-something-retro-slogan-tote","title":"Tote Bag — \"Bit of a Mess, But I’m Doin’ My Best\" \/ \"Probably Late for Something\" Retro Slogan Tote","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e13\" × 13''\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            13.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            13.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Handle length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            28.74 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Handle width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Everyday carry with a wink. This sturdy polyester tote carries books, groceries, and whatever life throws your way while broadcasting your sense of humor. The bold, hand-lettered phrases sit on a clean white background, letting the message lead. Reinforced handle stitching and boxed corners mean it keeps its shape and holds more than you’d expect. Choose from five handle colors to match your mood, and pick the size that fits your daily routine. Lightweight, quick-drying fabric with a laminated interior keeps contents protected and makes the bag easy to care for. Bring it along to classes, coffee runs, errands, or casual meetups—this tote feels like the reliable friend who says what you’re thinking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% polyester body (200 g\/m²) — shape-retaining and quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double stitching on handles for extra strength\u003cbr\u003e- Boxed corners add interior space and structure\u003cbr\u003e- Non-woven laminated interior with cotton handles; available in three sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Five handle color options; subtle seam thread for a clean finish\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Black","offer_id":53667367551290,"sku":"83390066264977068766","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Red","offer_id":53667367584058,"sku":"14331848807897249483","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ White","offer_id":53667367616826,"sku":"57354941129902142789","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Beige","offer_id":53667367649594,"sku":"25516443582453060825","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Navy","offer_id":53667367682362,"sku":"37916866188978330042","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/4882\/2842\/files\/14667626531983423882_2048.jpg?v=1782871378","url":"https:\/\/wild-daydreamers.com\/products\/tote-bag-bit-of-a-mess-but-i-m-doin-my-best-probably-late-for-something-retro-slogan-tote","provider":"Wild Daydreamers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}