{"product_id":"sarcastic-answer-t-shirt-if-you-don-t-want-a-sarcastic-answer-don-t-ask-a-stupid-question","title":"Sarcastic Answer T-Shirt — “If You Don’t Want a Sarcastic Answer, Don’t Ask a Stupid Question”","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length from center back, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 17.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 19.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 21.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 23.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries a cheeky, colorful message with a soft, lived-in feel. The heavyweight ring-spun cotton becomes more comfortable with every wash, while the dyed-after-construction finish gives the shirt a subtle vintage texture and muted color depth. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to make a playful statement without trying too hard — bright, sassy lettering stands out on a calm background and reads like a quick-witted one-liner. Wear it on casual days, at low-key hangouts, or when you need to set a lighthearted boundary with friends. Durable double-needle stitching and a tubular, seam-free body keep the silhouette clean and long-lasting through everyday wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a soft color and lived-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd²) with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean look\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53631378063674,"sku":"24237697702208122072","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":53631378096442,"sku":"49707520015338138506","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53631378129210,"sku":"16930791738860211681","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53631378161978,"sku":"11305899533388669608","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":53631378194746,"sku":"14872907885354424136","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53631378227514,"sku":"29686116086038035185","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53631378260282,"sku":"67016183745464153056","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53631378293050,"sku":"29482405026068770863","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53631378325818,"sku":"23338907358773617331","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":53631378358586,"sku":"13756789167592821934","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":53631378391354,"sku":"16599671428268863556","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":53631378424122,"sku":"32395460940413948445","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53631378456890,"sku":"27456243278674748305","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53631378489658,"sku":"15803333022715413857","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":53631378522426,"sku":"21683471406594700672","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":53631378555194,"sku":"42750464407897785437","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":53631378587962,"sku":"37783382692112763601","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53631378620730,"sku":"34450963712921212628","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":53631378653498,"sku":"29926170083637371888","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53631378686266,"sku":"20681332124432793604","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/4882\/2842\/files\/16603776763627327813_2048.jpg?v=1781930159","url":"https:\/\/wild-daydreamers.com\/products\/sarcastic-answer-t-shirt-if-you-don-t-want-a-sarcastic-answer-don-t-ask-a-stupid-question","provider":"Wild Daydreamers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}