{"product_id":"provocative-graphic-t-shirt-im-not-fucking-stupid-i-used-to-but-we-broke-up","title":"Provocative Graphic T-Shirt — \"I'm Not Fucking Stupid, I Used To But We Broke Up\"","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.37 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length from center back, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 17.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 19.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 21.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 23.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This relaxed-fit tee carries attitude with a soft, lived-in feel. The garment-dyed cotton gives the shirt a muted, vintage texture that settles into the body over time. Big, bold lettering across the front reads like a wry, self-aware declaration — it’s for someone who’s moved on, learned, and wants their clothing to do the talking. Wear it to casual hangouts, late-night drives, or when you need a piece that matches a blunt, humorous mood. The heavyweight cotton and double-needle stitching mean it wears well through many washes, while the tubular knit and sewn-in label keep the silhouette clean and comfortable. Available in many colors and sizes, this tee becomes part of the everyday rotation for people who prefer blunt honesty and low-fuss style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, soft feel\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for vintage texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitched hems\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL (select partners); pre-shrunk and sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":53652052148538,"sku":"23572147896355771671","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":53652052181306,"sku":"27310245083502885935","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":53652052214074,"sku":"24497367839571419884","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":53652052246842,"sku":"24745506089939980628","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":53652052279610,"sku":"33656860622935944267","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":53652052312378,"sku":"56333241402556518001","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":53652052345146,"sku":"90663601690141872459","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":53652052377914,"sku":"30329711325627704177","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":53652052410682,"sku":"10834957836904183624","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":53652052443450,"sku":"18986010556280833176","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":53652052476218,"sku":"11496773623909109614","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":53652052508986,"sku":"26879261534167649287","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":53652052541754,"sku":"23049994645928361681","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":53652052574522,"sku":"24116334835267426518","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":53652052607290,"sku":"19133034416283359098","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":53652052640058,"sku":"11932022208259629175","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":53652052672826,"sku":"22340006432027669343","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":53652052705594,"sku":"35742402217683675304","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":53652052738362,"sku":"29001724771476841788","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":53652052771130,"sku":"29304192371574707442","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":53652052803898,"sku":"27755224532254722892","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":53652052836666,"sku":"13595875930134875378","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/4882\/2842\/files\/16782399829857687427_2048.jpg?v=1782490949","url":"https:\/\/wild-daydreamers.com\/products\/provocative-graphic-t-shirt-im-not-fucking-stupid-i-used-to-but-we-broke-up","provider":"Wild Daydreamers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}