{"product_id":"overstimulated-moms-club-velveteen-plush-blanket-funny-mom-gift-cozy-throw","title":"Overstimulated Moms Club Velveteen Plush Blanket — Funny Mom Gift Cozy Throw","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            30.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            50.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            60.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            40.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            60.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            80.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Wrap yourself in something that understands your chaos. This plush velveteen blanket wears its attitude proudly — bold hand-lettering and a cheeky smile make it more than warmth, it’s a little declaration for overstimulated parents who crave soft moments between the noise. The medium-heavy fabric feels luxuriously gentle on the skin while holding vibrant, high-detail prints on one side. Drape it over a couch, toss it in the car for quick quiet time, or pull it up for a mid-day recharge. The blanket moves easily from rambunctious playroom to cozy bedroom, offering softness that lasts and graphics that stay bright through everyday use and washing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester or 83% polyester \/ 17% spandex options for a soft, resilient feel\u003cbr\u003e- Medium heavy-weight fabric (300 g\/m²) with an extra-soft velveteen touch\u003cbr\u003e- High-detail, vibrant one-sided print reproduction\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle topstitching on all seams for increased durability\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and compliance standards (flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":53680798564666,"sku":"96046727962279735235","price":22.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":53680798597434,"sku":"79585241522363489225","price":34.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":53680798630202,"sku":"13596714538062905095","price":48.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/4882\/2842\/files\/3264088400170203333_2048.jpg?v=1783107392","url":"https:\/\/wild-daydreamers.com\/products\/overstimulated-moms-club-velveteen-plush-blanket-funny-mom-gift-cozy-throw","provider":"Wild Daydreamers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}