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The heavyweight cotton feels substantial but broken-in soft thanks to post-construction dyeing, so it drapes comfortably over a relaxed frame. Front and back graphics add personality — a small chest mark up front and a bold, playful message across the back that reads like a wink to parents balancing patience and pandemonium. 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