{"product_id":"graphic-t-shirt-unless-i-m-sitting-on-your-face-my-weight-is-none-of-your-business-smiley-checker-tee","title":"Graphic T-Shirt — \"Unless I’m Sitting On Your Face My Weight Is None Of Your Business\" Smiley Checker Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.37 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length from center back, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 17.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 19.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 21.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 23.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings a playful, bold attitude to everyday wear. The front features a cheeky smiley-and-checker graphic with the sassy message “Unless I’m sitting on your face my weight is none of your business,” printed in a worn, vintage-black ink that contrasts nicely with the soft, washed color of the shirt. The heavyweight cotton and relaxed cut give it a lived-in, comfortable feel—reach-for-it-on-repeat durability with softened edges from the post-construction dye. Wear it to grab laughs, start conversations, or just lean into boundary-setting humor while you run errands, hang out with friends, or lounge at home.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular, no-side-seam construction and double-needle stitched hems\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; comes in many color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":53798060785978,"sku":"14900961760042535897","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":53798060818746,"sku":"31919882583775245085","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":53798060851514,"sku":"13487515894573042805","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":53798060884282,"sku":"92431714906912019452","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":53798060917050,"sku":"32481871626593753446","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":53798060949818,"sku":"47485834356321048449","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":53798060982586,"sku":"14472232012778828042","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":53798061015354,"sku":"26929692178036521666","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":53798061048122,"sku":"50211774831744672241","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":53798061080890,"sku":"27586848933873463529","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":53798061113658,"sku":"22003373519843035874","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":53798061146426,"sku":"81068583178694110308","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":53798061179194,"sku":"21862425695147458654","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":53798061211962,"sku":"83004311438933454863","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":53798061244730,"sku":"11725641775987035613","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":53798061277498,"sku":"13268740940204177636","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":53798061310266,"sku":"29371957610100058224","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":53798061343034,"sku":"30827461099907871785","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":53798061375802,"sku":"16368812370963818841","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":53798061408570,"sku":"21990123600620469231","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":53798061441338,"sku":"18784838990004872183","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/4882\/2842\/files\/7498201527519687906_2048.jpg?v=1785117821","url":"https:\/\/wild-daydreamers.com\/products\/graphic-t-shirt-unless-i-m-sitting-on-your-face-my-weight-is-none-of-your-business-smiley-checker-tee","provider":"Wild Daydreamers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}