{"product_id":"graphic-t-shirt-my-ex-hates-my-guts-because-he-couldn-t-reach-them-vintage-style-humor-tee","title":"Graphic T-Shirt — “My Ex Hates My Guts Because He Couldn’t Reach Them” Vintage-Style Humor Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length from center back, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 17.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 19.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 21.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 23.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee wears like a lived-in favorite from day one. The bold, retro-style lettering — “MY EX HATES MY GUTS BECAUSE HE COULDN’T REACH THEM” — reads like a wink and a middle finger all at once, perfect for someone who likes sharp humor and vintage vibes. The soft, tubular knit and post-dye finish give the shirt a muted, broken-in color and pillowy hand that settles into your rotation. Throw it on for coffee runs, weekend hangouts, or a low-key show; it pairs easily with worn denim, high-waist shorts, or layered under an open flannel. Sizing runs relaxed with options up to 4XL, so it drapes casually whether you want an oversized feel or a roomy standard fit. This tee feels personal — equal parts comfort, attitude, and easy wear — for people who prefer their statements loud and their fabric soft.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz\/yd²).\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for a lived-in color and soft texture.\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for lasting shape.\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit available S–4XL with sewn-in label.\u003cbr\u003e- Available in many muted shades — versatile styling and easy layering.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":53798503252282,"sku":"14359194054837505426","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":53798503285050,"sku":"34511434856180449141","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":53798503317818,"sku":"16081482881998963158","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":53798503350586,"sku":"32308170815871000763","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":53798503383354,"sku":"81319658472996572681","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":53798503416122,"sku":"30242593360099254010","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":53798503448890,"sku":"28144333286369020970","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":53798503481658,"sku":"32398168458969085365","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":53798503514426,"sku":"11295824079452763027","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":53798503547194,"sku":"82253921525198436954","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":53798503579962,"sku":"53364771354223990192","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":53798503612730,"sku":"52588476222893091308","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":53798503645498,"sku":"13671041344623250364","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":53798503678266,"sku":"56482489083824021467","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":53798503711034,"sku":"19700666029156298738","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":53798503743802,"sku":"17003389503088089685","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":53798503776570,"sku":"28770521116252141711","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":53798503809338,"sku":"29991274906160751452","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":53798503842106,"sku":"27377054632357439004","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":53798503874874,"sku":"16627944453252715169","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":53798503907642,"sku":"12965268444251901155","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/4882\/2842\/files\/10344605426456754635_2048.jpg?v=1785119066","url":"https:\/\/wild-daydreamers.com\/products\/graphic-t-shirt-my-ex-hates-my-guts-because-he-couldn-t-reach-them-vintage-style-humor-tee","provider":"Wild Daydreamers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}