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style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length from center back, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 17.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd 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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings relaxed comfort and bold attitude together. The soft, lived-in cotton feels broken-in from day one thanks to post-construction dyeing, while the relaxed cut and tubular knit give it a vintage silhouette that layers easily over hoodies or wears solo. The front print uses chunky, retro-style lettering and checker accents to deliver a cheeky, unapologetic message that reads like a conversation starter. Wear it to low-key shows, skate sessions, or nights out when you want an easygoing fit and a clear point of view. The durable double-needle stitching and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton mean this shirt ages well — the design holds up and the fabric only gets softer.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, broken-in handfeel\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, and 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":53798707003706,"sku":"19480565255085832724","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":53798707036474,"sku":"32926462415217586297","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":53798707069242,"sku":"25699250245568454328","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":53798707102010,"sku":"63403812508590566323","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":53798707134778,"sku":"33386300183236135801","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":53798707167546,"sku":"99364752509280078462","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":53798707200314,"sku":"46895821752538707086","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":53798707233082,"sku":"59670648807836461090","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":53798707265850,"sku":"13306647367136529153","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":53798707298618,"sku":"24627024886869452615","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":53798707331386,"sku":"23551820915833337955","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":53798707364154,"sku":"25678647989384237032","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":53798707396922,"sku":"29795968921317675224","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":53798707429690,"sku":"12574354944696268938","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":53798707462458,"sku":"31146476642392540986","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":53798707495226,"sku":"25581763755286256999","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":53798707527994,"sku":"16721550638287621628","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":53798707560762,"sku":"23568242542154187932","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":53798707593530,"sku":"14826878375243097942","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":53798707626298,"sku":"20552225307294411057","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":53798707659066,"sku":"65281851062694644794","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/4882\/2842\/files\/9472453201659717259_2048.jpg?v=1785119776","url":"https:\/\/wild-daydreamers.com\/products\/being-a-dick-won-t-make-yours-any-bigger-graphic-t-shirt","provider":"Wild Daydreamers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}